Star sigh

Offered with no comment, here is a recent letter from that poor excuse for a newspaper, the Metro:

For the past few weeks, my horoscope (Taurus) has predicted nothing but doom and gloom. Seeing as these things are complete fiction anyway, could your astrologer not ‘predict’ something positive for a change?
M Haynes, London EC1.


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Man of letters & numbers; also occasionally of action. Husband to NTW. Dad of three. Friendly geek.